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meet mr. right by midnight
forget about citi girl and check out this article where fab is dubbed "city boy". i'm sure you have all heard - but a london based newspaper "lined up six of london's eligible bachelors" so that women could email them for valentine's day.
fab is self described as a well compensated, bus riding, eclectic, outgoing and adventurous serial monogamist who likes organizing charity auctions. i don't know kids - do you think this cali born mr. right can take "the celeb", "the trendy", "the softie", "the boho" and "the toff".
fab - we're all waiting for the update on how the date went. big props for developing such a fantastic screening mechanism.
roy's gene pool
roy claims that this is his kid. campbell gilbert - four months old. did anyone else notice that roy is wearing a skull t-shirt - is that the best way to influence a child?
kurt's gene pool
aidan giovanni wolf. the newest addition to the wolf family. he was born eight lbs and twelve oz. word on the street is that he sleeps well.
sex in the citi
by citi girl
wow! the response to the last survey was huge AND unanimous. manual labor is not passe. people are still very fond of what some might term "entry level arousal". twenty one people felt that "hand jobs were not passe and still kickin" and another fifteen felt that "hand jobs were not passe but a lost art".
i'm still working on this month's column - dan couldn't hold the deadline. just to give a heads up - some of my girlfriends had a "sex toy party" on valentine's day. a sexpert came over to show the biggest and baddest on the market. f' the rabbit - you should see the things not named after mammals. these girls need some time to test their purchases but i will report more next month.
see ya!!!
this month's contest
by citi girl
i'm going to give one lucky winner a fantastic prize. help teach all those "lost art" voters how to get back in touch with their creative side. use the numbers above to write a lesson plan. the best one (and i promise to test all entries!) wins. good luck!
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deuce's wild
since asking for article submissions we have received tons of pictures, stories and jokes about sanjay. we aren't willing to dedicate a whole issue to the guy - but the demand is so strong that we will experiment with this column.
in this picture series we find sanj standing next to a motorcycle with his name on the plates. we want to point out that this isn't his bike but he stands next to it often in attempts to pick up ladies. he in fact has taken this old trick one step farther by trading in his eggplant colored saturn for a saab convertible. the interesting thing is that the car is so old it doesn't run. he just leaves it parked in front of his office and has taken to sitting in it at lunchtime while women rollerblade, run, walk... by. we wish you the best of luck deuce - because we all know that it was the saturn that was destroying your game.
slavaworld
hey it ain't my world but it is slavaworld. how do i get there (this is steve talking - dan is already on his way)?. and we thought san diego was slow. featured in this pictorial is slava at one of the events he helped organize - the playboy superbowl party. it seems like a toss up - do i go to my finance job at six am or do i go host bunnies. 
reminder.
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march babies
Chris Thelen March 1976
Dean Bosacki March 1
Callie Neuman March 3
Deborah Liu March 4
Liesa Taylor March 4
Johanna Gil March 5
Becky Hopkins March 8
Jack Kolodny March 8
Tad Glauthier March 9
Gian Luca Littarru March 9
Kurtis Wolf March 12
German Acosta March 14
Arneek Multani March 15
Joerg Sponer March 16
Juan Fernandez March 18
Adib Pasha March 18
Juan Posada March 18
Murali Abburi March 20
Martin Herrmann March 20
Jeff Siemon March 21
Jerome Ryan March 25
Alex Kim March 28
Eric Osberg March 29
Mauricio Schwarz March 29
Alex Andreev March 30
George Kase March 30
Cheryl Frank March 31
rod in the wintertime
by bill gates jr.
the original newsletter writer may have stopped publishing rod in the summertime but he is giddying up in the mid-west. six month reunion
congrats to the organizers of the alumni weekend in park city utah. they could not have arranged for a better time. the weather was great, the snow was good, the getting snowed in was even better. of course the pinacle was being able to share this all with great friends.
since this newsletter doesn't believe in gossip we'll let you hear about all the dirty sex stories, debauchery and general mayhem from your own friends. we will only tell you that allie can put her legs around kaitlin's shoulder's while standing up.
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